Hellololololololo beautiful people of IMFY, oh yeah. I just formed this. It’s an abbreviation of Inmeforyou. Anyways, welcome to another day and post filled with laughs.
From the title, you can already tell what I mean. For girls like me who have unisex names,
these are some of the comments and talks we receive. When I was younger, I used to get irritated when people ask me the annoying question “But it’s a boy’s name now, tell me your second name?”. The second name also happens to be very Unisex again. Ahn ahn, my parents were vexxing shaa. Lol. Anyways, of recent I found the right words to reply them whenever I get those comments. It’s usually from the guys. Guys, guys, some of y’all need to chill really.
Regular comments I get like:
1. Him: What’s your name “dear”?
(Nope , don’t dear me. Lol)
Him: You’re answering a boy’s
Okay. Comman beat me now. Hian.
2. Them: What’s your other name,
Them: Ah! Another boy’s name.
Anso? Kuku leave me alone.
3. Your English name then. I think
I would prefer to call that.
Like now I don’t have any nko. Plix come and be going.
4. Can I call you Ugochi?
Never. Don’t even think it.
5. Lemme call you Eugee or Ugoo. Calling you Ugonna makes me feel somehow.
Is it by force to call me? Please don’t. Is it my somehow?
6. Let me give you an English name now. Tonia would fit you.
To…who, to…what. Leave me before I explode.
7. I don’t really like your name shaa
Leave me alone shaa.
8. Fine girl with a boy’s name. I’ll manage.
Don’t bother managing. Never knew you existed though.
9. When calling attendance and people expect to see a guy , but then I appear, feeling like
I’m my own MAN. Girl power, yaas!!!!
10. Wow. Such a nice name.
Bruh. You can lie o. Laye. You exaggerate.
That’s because that’s an impulsive word, most times because you’re lacking words, and just want to elongate the conversation. Lol.
11. Are you really the pride of your father?
Can you not see that he’s my twin?
You need to open your eyes, you people.
12. Oh wow. We’re namesakes.
Me: Oh, nice. So you’re Ugonna
Him: No, I’m Ugochukwu.
Me: (Thinking about if we’re really namesakes, beht it’s just in the prefix now)
Or maybe you’re just trying to famz me. Just maybe.
I know you all have had such a good laugh. I have too, just writing this was even funny enough. These are the silly ideas that come to my head whenever any of these conversations come up. So whenever, someone asks you any of these questions (for the girls that bear unisex names), just remember this and smile. Smile.
I would do a meme thread for guys who bear names which are more associated with the females.
I decided to do something different this time, and yes I enjoyed it. Hope you will too. Don’t forget to like, follow, drop your comments and ofcourse share to your friends and loved ones or anyone you think could relate to this.
Meanwhile, I plan on doing something nice, exciting and different for the frequent readers and commentators (why does this word look wrong? Lol). I just hope everything goes according to plan, so that we can move the ministry forward. Yaas!!!!
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